A Conversation with Callia

I was talking to Nathan on google messenger online today while he was at work (just a few minutes ago) about a van we're thinking of buying, and he apparently had something to do and quit talking to me. Callia came up and started talking to me and I started typing in what she was saying. I copied and pasted it here at Nathan's suggestion. The train of thought (or lack thereof) cracks me up.

me: "I don't have any more panties because I peed in all of them again"

"Mommy, why are you giving the pink purse away?"
"But I want you to keep it because I like it!"

"I love you, mama (blows kiss). I gaved you a kiss mama."

"Daddy says we see about that. I told my daddy can we play paper mario when you get home?' and he said we will see, and thats what he said to me"

"Mommy I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go somewhere to buy a car. I want to go somewhere and I want to buy a car at."

"I can't find my other flip flop, either!"

"Man! Errr! I can't find my other green one and I can't find my other pink one!"

"We just usually can't find the other green one and the other pink one. Just the green one and just the pink one. We can't find the missing green one and we can't find the missing pink one. Those are the two we can't find. Mama I just feel we have to find them".
"Mama, do you like that Annie bandaid? Do you like that June Bandaid? Do you like that Leo Bandaid?"

"Mama my knees are getting better. This knee is getting better. See? Its getting better!"

"But I don't think I'll be able to find the other pink one or the other green one."

"Oh, just the two brown ones. Those don't match. (her outfit)"

Nathan:
me: I know you're probably not reading all this but she really is a funny girl.

Nathan: I just read it all

that's hilarious

me: Now she has on two unmatching pink flip flops and is holding up one foot then the other and saying "I think these look like they match"

Nathan: you should put all those up on your blog

me: yeah that would be funny

Nathan:

take a picture of the flops

I need to go...

bye sweety!

I didn't take a picture of her with the two mismatched flip flops on because she didn't want me to. It was serious, not a time to be taking pictures!